12 July, 2005

Missing: One Jawa


HAVE YOU SEEN THIS JAWA?
Tall for a Jawa, but that means that he is like 3 foot 4. Smells like VibroAxe and brownies. Answers to the name JawaJuice, JJ, MasterJuice, Juicy the Jawa, Jabababa, teh JuiceMeistre, and Eric, the Half a J. Likes money, bread, credits (Imperial or otherwise), phat cash, and blasters that are bigger than he is. Totally not uncool or heavy. Last seen wearing Jawa robes, Jawa pouches, size 3 jawa boots, and a Blobby Huttfinger belt. May be armed with a hydrospanner, a Thermal Detonator, several restraining bolts, and a Journey Pak (TM) of Uncle Jinn and J.J.'s Brownies (R). Missing since that day that we spent lounging around the flat eating brownies and talking about the philosophical significance of modern television and pop culture.


Any information please contact our flat. And, like, leave a detailed message, and stuff. Reward of baked goods, or something. Thanks, like, in advance.
QGJ, missing his best friend, man

6 Comments:

At 3:34 am, Blogger JawaJuice said...

.........Wow!

I can totally feel the love from here.

Thanks QGJ!!!

 
At 4:45 am, Blogger Han Solo said...

He's got brownies with him? And you'll give a brownie reward for finding him?

Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier?!

I'M ON MY WAY, LITTLE BUDDY!

 
At 11:30 am, Blogger jedisiri said...

yeah,i'm after you,brownie reward!

 
At 9:25 pm, Blogger Obi Wan Kenobi said...

*jibbers*

 
At 3:51 pm, Blogger flu said...

Ben's right, the brownies should only be enjoyed in moderation.

 
At 8:48 pm, Blogger JawaJuice said...

Are you sure he didn’t say the Downey should only be employed through modulation?
*Closes washing machine lid. Looks around sheepishly*

 

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