23 August, 2005

Spice Wars : What's a 'Zig?

Our intrepid heroes began their adventure to the planet of Kessel. That's right, Kessel. The land of all things Spice. Spice Girls. Spice Pudding. Old Spice. And, of course, the Spice that everyone's favourite hippie needed for his brownies. Much to Qui-Gon's dismay, Captain Solo had finished off the deceased Master's stash, leaving the empty lunch pail open on the dash of the Millenium Falcon. The pilot had started eating a bag of Funyuns, when he and his bummed-out companion were startled by the voice of the Galactic Narrator.

Qui-Gon: Dude! Seriously, like, what the heck, man?

QG: *looking dazed and confused, and more than a bit startled* Wait, what? What year is it?
With a sudden blinding flash, a great explosion rocked the ship. Flames blanketed the cockpit outer view.

GQ: Oh wow, man! We're gonna die! Uh... You're gonna die, man!

QG: Set up us? Dude, what is with the really bad grammar, man? Like, am I missing something?

QG: That sounded more like an exclamation than, like, a question, Han, man.

QG: DUDE! It's, like, Yatta the Hutt!

QG: Wow, like, thank's for, like, asking. Things could be better, man.

QG: Look, man, we don't have any Spice. So, like, it already 'belong' to you.

QG: No, man, like what you say. You and your funky, freaky take on English, man. You are so, like, cut off.

QG: *shakes his head sadly* How can I take you seriously when you, like, actually said "Ha ha ha ha." Most people just laugh. *sigh*

QG: *annoyed* What the hell are you talking about, man? What's a Zig?

QG: *exasperated* Who? Doing what?! This is a bad trip, man! GAHH!

QG: There's that Zig crap again. I know two Ziggys and I'm not, like, moving either of them, man. Seriously.

QG: We don't need justice! We need a plan! And, like, a remedial language course for, like, all of you! Oh, who will save us from this, like, nightmare, man?

QG: GAHH! Don't, like, sit there looking all thoughtful, man! Somebody DO SOMETHING!
~Sometime later will be continued.~


At 9:54 am, Blogger jedisiri said...

wow now that is fun qui. :)

At 12:20 pm, Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

*In the AOL Guy's Voice *

You've got spam...

At 2:33 pm, Blogger flu said...




At 4:24 pm, Blogger Han Solo said...

Wait...did I say Zig or Zig Zag?


*Long, uncomfortable pause later...*

Dude... what were we just talking about?

At 4:54 pm, Blogger Master Yoda said...

Qui-Gon, in this situation before I have been.

Perform this special Jedi Force Move you must: ^>AAB^, also know as ^>XXO^.

At 6:40 pm, Blogger JawaJuice said...

I feel like I just fell into the movie Tron.
Note to self, stop overly tasting the batter.

At 7:17 pm, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You kids with your loud music and your fast YT series freighters.

At 5:45 am, Blogger owenlars said...

What did I ever do to you? Oh, yes...Now, I know.

At 4:21 pm, Blogger Leia said...

The Galactic Narrator speaks in green and white?

At 2:33 am, Blogger Captain Typho said...

Okay, like, I didn't understand this episode at all.

What just happened??

At 1:26 am, Blogger DagniroVanaliel said...



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